Everyone, I'd like you to meet Alvin the dancing pony.
He's cute, he's little, and he's way better than any of us will ever be. When his human busts out the camera, this tiny nugget knows exactly what to do: slay your freaking face off with his moves.
The sassy Shetland pony's trainer probably asked herself what the internet needed when she first saw him strut his stuff. Fortunately for all of us, both of them delivered in the "this is way too adorable for my body to handle" department.