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These 35 People Failed So Epically Hard At Cooking That You'll Feel Better About Your Own. LOL.

APRIL 1, 2014

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, that's a fact that should be accepted. Some people are great at gardening. Others bake. A few are swell bowlers. So, there is no shame in accepting what we are good at... and what we are terrible at. These 35 people are so awful at everything cooking-related they should be banned from any room that has a refrigerator or stove. You may think we're kidding... but NOPE. Lock your kitchen doors and hide your blenders. These people can't touch a frying pan without nearly burning down the house.

1.) Pinterest recipes aren't always a good idea.

1.) Pinterest recipes aren't always a good idea.

2.) It seemed like a good idea in theory...

2.) It seemed like a good idea in theory...

3.) To be fair, I blame the pan.

3.) To be fair, I blame the pan.

4.) SO CLOSE to being a genius idea.

4.) SO CLOSE to being a genius idea.

5.) Oh the HUMANITY.

5.) Oh the HUMANITY.

6.) These poor pizzas...

6.) These poor pizzas...

7.) I just can't look.

7.) I just can't look.

8.) Goodbye, old friend.

8.) Goodbye, old friend.

9.) Pinterest lied to us all.

9.) Pinterest lied to us all.

10.) Cupcakes can be chewy if you want them to be.

10.) Cupcakes can be chewy if you want them to be.

11.) Egads.

11.) Egads.

12.) Still edible, though!

12.) Still edible, though!

13.) Not appetizing, but could be worse.

13.) Not appetizing, but could be worse.

14.) Like this.

14.) Like this.

15.) No. Just... no.

15.) No. Just... no.

16.) If you can't identify the meat, don't eat it.

16.) If you can't identify the meat, don't eat it.

17.) Not even close.

17.) Not even close.

18.) Technically, this is a win.

18.) Technically, this is a win.

19.) So the thing about electric kettles...

19.) So the thing about electric kettles...

20.) How does one even ATTEMPT to set pasta on fire using water?

20.) How does one even ATTEMPT to set pasta on fire using water?

21.) Cake shouldn't be unappetizing.

21.) Cake shouldn't be unappetizing.

22.) Never.

22.) Never.

23.) Ever.

23.) Ever.

24.) How NOT to cook eggs.

24.) How NOT to cook eggs.

25.) This poor spaghetti squash never saw it coming...

25.) This poor spaghetti squash never saw it coming...

26.) It's amazing they didn't burn the house down with this one.

26.) It's amazing they didn't burn the house down with this one.

27.) It actually takes talent to make rice look like this.

27.) It actually takes talent to make rice look like this.

28.) Making cabbage look even more unappetizing.

28.) Making cabbage look even more unappetizing.

29.) I don't even want to know.

29.) I don't even want to know.

30.) They ruined cookies. Forever.

30.) They ruined cookies. Forever.

31.) Pasta should never find a way to be frightening.

31.) Pasta should never find a way to be frightening.

32.) ... close?

32.) ... close?

33.) Plastic is NOT the same thing as metal. It just isn't.

33.) Plastic is NOT the same thing as metal. It just isn't.

34.) Congratulations, world. You found a way to ruin donuts.

34.) Congratulations, world. You found a way to ruin donuts.

35.) Goldfish? Sour cream? Ham? Potatoes? ... why did this person want to ruin every good thing for me?

35.) Goldfish? Sour cream? Ham? Potatoes? ... why did this person want to ruin every good thing for me?

(H/T BuzzFeed) Whatever wizard was able to burn pasta with boiling water should look into going to Hogwarts, because that's just impressive. Share this hilarious list with others by clicking on the button below!

 

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