The 22 Creepy Things These Kids Told Their Parents Will Definitely Make You Lose Sleep

Just because you see your kid as a perfect angel doesn’t necessarily mean every thought running through their head is a pure and innocent one.

Kids may say the darndest things, but they’re also thinking some things that would keep even the soundest sleeper up at night. And when they voice these thoughts, you might be left to wonder if you gave birth to the spawn of Satan. Recently, writer Mikki Kendell asked her Twitter followers to tweet out the weirdest and creepiest things that their kids have ever said to them. The responses were…well…illuminating.

Here are 22 of the creepiest ones.

Here are 22 of the creepiest ones.

Twitter / amandarhill32

Twitter /Momof3gngrs

Twitter/Jas_O_Mine13

Twitter /Wordslingeuse

Twitter / awheelerauthor

Twitter / wordfey

Twitter / jenniferbritton

Twitter / xayide

Twitter / TheOnlyLocs

Twitter / not_cecelia

Twitter / KevinMKruse

Twitter / cricket_71

Twitter / BingeOnBooks

Twitter / showupforthis

Twitter / Artists_Ali

Twitter / MichelleBYoung1

Twitter / MXTracy66

Twitter / ms_chel_ayyye

Twitter / KitaMargarita

Twitter / daahlingnikki

Twitter / Ardeospina

Twitter / AlisonsBookMrks

(via Bored Panda)

If ever there were a reason for me to be anti-kid this would be it. Yikes.

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