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The 22 Creepy Things These Kids Told Their Parents Will Definitely Make You Lose Sleep

FEBRUARY 2, 2018  —  By Matt Davidson  
Matt Davidson

Matt Davidson

Writer and sassy ginger currently residing in central Pennsylvania. Matt spends most of his free time online shopping for clothing that he doesn't need, perfecting the art of eye-rolling, and indulging in all forms of pop culture.

Just because you see your kid as a perfect angel doesn't necessarily mean every thought running through their head is a pure and innocent one.

Kids may say the darndest things, but they're also thinking some things that would keep even the soundest sleeper up at night. And when they voice these thoughts, you might be left to wonder if you gave birth to the spawn of Satan. Recently, writer Mikki Kendell asked her Twitter followers to tweet out the weirdest and creepiest things that their kids have ever said to them. The responses were...well...illuminating.

Here are 22 of the creepiest ones.

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If ever there were a reason for me to be anti-kid this would be it. Yikes.

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