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Think This Is A Bird's Nest? Just Wait 'Til He Touches It...This Is The WORST!

JANUARY 28, 2016  —  By Tim Unkenholz  
Tim Unkenholz

Tim Unkenholz

Writer and stand up comedian in NY. Check out my monthly comedy show Roomie Raiders at the Creek and The Cave! @timunken

The defense for daddy longlegs spiders has always been that they are practically harmless to humans. I would like to give the following counterpoint — they are hideous and gross and just plain terrible.

As evidence for my accusation, I'd like to submit into evidence this really creepy video of a guy angering a twisted mass of daddy longlegs with a stick. The first thing you're going to see is something that looks like a bird's nest, but you'll soon realize it's not a bird's nest at all.




The instigator in this daddy longlegs riot, YouTuber happysmurfday says he thinks that the spiders were huddled together for warmth, as it was a particularly cold day for Arizona, where this video was taken. Maybe if the spiders were cold, he should have thrown them into a fire? Just a suggestion...

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