22 Fireworks Fails That’ll Have You Rolling On The Ground Laughing

It’s almost the 4th of July, and you know what that means: fireworks are going to be shooting off like crazy! If you love seeing these colorful sparkles explode in the night sky, you’re not alone. Setting off fireworks is a wonderful tradition in America, and it requires a decent amount of expertise to be able to produce even a small fireworks display.

Unfortunately, none of these people have that expertise. You really have to watch them fail at shooting off fireworks. They’ll give you a good reason to avoid doing so yourself.

1. I think the first instruction on fireworks is “Do not insert into mouth.”

I think the first instruction on fireworks is "Do not insert into mouth."

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2. This guy will never be able to fall asleep again.

This guy will never be able to fall asleep again.

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3. Talk about a “fire crotch.”

Talk about a "fire crotch."

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4. Perfect freeze frame.

Perfect freeze frame.

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5. I think that person is a Hydra agent in disguise.

I think that person is a Hydra agent in disguise.

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6. Poor doggy.

Poor doggy.

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7. Is that a boomerang firework?

Is that a boomerang firework?

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8. Let the man sleep!

Let the man sleep!

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9. That’s one way to grill.

That's one way to grill.

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10. HEADSHOT!

HEADSHOT!

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11. MOVE AWAY FROM THE FIREWORKS AFTER YOU LIGHT THEM! DANG!!!

MOVE AWAY FROM THE FIREWORKS AFTER YOU LIGHT THEM! DANG!!!

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12. This is just too dangerous to even imagine.

This is just too dangerous to even imagine.

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13. Yet there are two people doing it.

Yet there are two people doing it.

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14. Baby, you’re a firework.

Baby, you're a firework.

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15. Poetic justice.

Poetic justice.

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16. Did he fart or were those the fireworks?

Did he fart or were those the fireworks?

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17. Poor little kid.

Poor little kid.

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18. Thank goodness that isn’t a real person.

Thank goodness that isn't a real person.

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19. Don’t just stand there, dude!

Don't just stand there, dude!

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20. This is just the worst idea ever.

This is just the worst idea ever.

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21. This dog got revenge on his firework-shooting owners.

This dog got revenge on his firework-shooting owners.

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22. I know this game.

I know this game.

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I’m just glad I’m a spectator when it comes to fireworks. I don’t try to actually shoot them off on my own. It seems really risky, and after seeing these fails, I’m going to stay far, far away. No thank you!

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