What He Read On The Card From His Wife Freaked Him Out. Then He Saw The Inside.

Getting a card on your birthday or other holidays is nice and all, but let’s be honest — the vast majority of the ones you’ve received in your life have ended up in the trash or recycling bin.

The well-meaning messages printed on these pieces of paper are supposed to convey happiness, congratulations, love, affection, and even condolences, but more often than not, they’re just boring. All you have to do is visit the greeting card section at your local store to find countless cliques and boatloads of flowery language. But every once in a while, you come across one that actually grabs your attention and even gives you a chuckle, as evidenced by these 15 hilarious gems.

1. Truer words have never been spoken.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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2. Not when there are kitties!

Not when there are kitties!

Reddit / fishbait234

3. Sorry, but nature calls.

Sorry, but nature calls.

Etsy

4. Thanks?

Thanks?

Reddit / glitterzz

5. Savage.

Savage.

Reddit / RandomStranger456123

6. This is cruel.

This is cruel.

Etsy

7. Wekldjs sdlkfjdskl djsfsd.

Wekldjs sdlkfjdskl djsfsd.

Reddit / Tiffnade

8. This is probably the fastest way to give your partner a heart attack.

This is probably the fastest way to give your partner a heart attack.

Reddit / j0be

9. Well, I guess it’s better than no card at all.

Well, I guess it's better than no card at all.

Reddit / shotukan

10. So that’s what “meow” means!

So that's what "meow" means!

Imgur / BenBeesley

11. Here’s a nice card for the old ball n’ chain.

Here's a nice card for the old ball n' chain.

Reddit / Lndubs

12. Very informative.

Very informative.

Reddit / CptKirk6707

13. “My friend was just cheated on – this is the valentine’s card she’s sending her ex.”

"My friend was just cheated on - this is the valentine's card she's sending her ex."

Reddit / sugarquills

14. Honey badgers are jerks.

Honey badgers are jerks.

Reddit / Poc4e

15. “The card I got my dad is pretty amusing because about a year ago I was in jail. So I hope he finds it as funny as I do.”

"The card I got my dad is pretty amusing because about a year ago I was in jail. So I hope he finds it as funny as I do."

Reddit / backofyourmouth

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Greeting cards can get super expensive, but I’d say these are definitely worth their prices. Which of these would you send to your loved ones?

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