Look out, Clarksville, Indiana! There's a rather "fowl" assailant on the loose.
After forgetting his keys at work, Detective Hall tried to re-enter the Clarksville Police Department -- big mistake! As the building's security footage shows, he was attacked by a vicious Canadian goose. Did he put one of the goose's family members behind bars? Forget to sign off on his parole? Set him up on a sting? The world may never know.