Have you ever had a random thought while in the shower that completely blew your mind?
I typically feel like I have a pretty good grasp on life, but when I run across musings like the ones below, I start to wonder what else I'm missing. They're so simple, yet so profound. Don't blame us if your brain feels like it's going to explode by the end of the list!
1. You know what they say -- a monkey with a typewriter will eventually write Shakespeare.
LIFE IS A LIE... pic.twitter.com/V01SE962t6— Maven Meadows (@GingerWizard21) November 28, 2016
3. And they think most serial killers are men! *evil laughter*
4. I always knew there was a conspiracy.
5. Well now I'm just sad.
6. Eww, that really takes the magic away.
7. Whoever thought of this was smoking the good weed.
MindBlown pic.twitter.com/8kDEOIhJS7— Nizam Here (@nizaaaamhere) December 8, 2016
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8. That's a damn good question.
9. Nothing to see here, just playing with a corpse.
10. This should have been obvious!
When you realize Slang is slang for short language pic.twitter.com/Cts48wuYMo— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) November 4, 2016
11. Everything is a lie.
12. Why is this hurting my brain?
13. Be right back, gotta put some T-rex in my tank!
14. This is really messing me up.
15. Every time!
16. Whoa, I hope I don't die in a bra.
17. This is WAY darker than I thought.
i just realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke. pic.twitter.com/rPGk0wrGQ3— Nick (@Nickksun) January 5, 2017
18. And writing it down is just an organized scribble.
19. I'll never look at reading the same way again.
20. WHAT? Cheaters!
My whole life is a lie pic.twitter.com/f65cJKR2Td— tina (@itstinatbh) September 30, 2014
21. Great, now my tongue is going to bother me for the rest of the day.
My mind is blown. Be sure to share these with your friends and family to mess with their heads, too!