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25 Reasons Why You Deserve That Wine, Mom

FEBRUARY 11, 2017  —  By Hannah Austin

Take it from me -- moms don't just want wine, they deserve it!

If you've ever spent a day taking care of kids, chances are you needed a strong drink at the end of it. After hearing a toddler say "no" a million times to putting up with a teen's crappy attitude, how else are you supposed to decompress? Here we have 25 reasons that all moms deserve wine, so pour yourself a big glass, sit back, and enjoy!

1. Your toddler had a nightmare and slept in your bed...again.

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2. You got kicked in the face more times than you can count.

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3. The coffee you so desperately needed got lost in the microwave for a full 45 minutes.

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4. "Breakfast" was just a 30-minute fight about who could use the Elsa spoon.

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Note to self: Buy all the Elsa spoons. Every. Last. One.

5. The dog pooped on the floor at the exact moment that you were cleaning up a diaper blowout.

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6. It's not even noon and you've already heard the word "no" at least 700 times.

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7. Your kid forgot his lunch and you had to drive it to school.

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8. Your teenager has spoken in nothing but memes for three days.

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9. The only shower you've had today consisted of baby wipes and Febreze.

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10. Let's be honest -- your partner would have been a six-pack deep by now.

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11. Your toddler asked why your belly looks like a bagel. You, honey. The answer is you.

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12. Ever watched "Caillou" for an entire day? Enough said.

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13. Your partner called to say they wouldn't be home until after bath time.

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14. The lunch you made AND drove to school got thrown away because it was "gross."

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15. You thought the park would provide a distraction, but you were obviously mistaken.

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16. All you've eaten today is a handful of Cheerios and two cold chicken nuggets.

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17. You don't remember the last time you spoke to another adult.

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18. It's way too late to drink coffee.

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19. Everyone refused to eat the delicious dinner you prepared and asked for mac and cheese instead.

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20. Now you have a ton of leftovers to eat and -- SHIT do the kids really need a bath tonight?

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21. Deciding "yes" on bath time was a huge mistake. You're soaking wet and your ears are bleeding from the screams.

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22. Bedtime turned into 30 minutes of run-and-hide-from-Mommy.

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23. One bedtime story turned into 20.

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24. Drinking wine is the only thing that reminds you that you're an adult, not a child servant.

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25. You have to repeat the whole darn thing tomorrow.

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So, drink up, mamas! We will never judge you.

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Be sure to share this with the moms you know who deserve ALL the wine.

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