I'll be the first to admit that I've done some dumb stuff while drunk. That said, I've never woken up with tattooed eyelids.
Following a three-day bender in Mexico with two of his friends, Jay woke up to see that his buddies' legs were covered in bad, amateur tattoos. Like any good friend, he pointed and laughed -- then, they started pointing and laughing back. In a real-life "Hangover" moment, Jay looked in the mirror and was horrified to see that he'd gotten "PARTY 2 IMPACT" tattooed on his eyelids.