15. He said he wanted cold, hard cash for his birthday. Well played, parents.
16. Imagine seeing this coming your way!
17. Fair enough.
18. This is a level of pettiness I can get behind.
19. Even your book choice is a mystery.
20. You know, in case Jesus shows up.
21. "Eye" see what you did there!
22. "And it can be yours if the price is right."
23. When his wife told him she'd picked up "50 Shades of Grey," this wasn't what he expected to see when he got home.
24. Did somebody call for a plot twist?
25. We all know pizza is art.
26. Let this be a reminder to always follow directions.
27. There's an ancient Chinese proverb that says, "If you have to overthink it, you're probably getting trolled."
28. Now this is just plain evil.
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